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35 Interesting Quotes You Must Tell Your Best Friends

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There are so many funny and interesting things happening around us everyday. Most of them are so funny and we can not wait to share with our friends. Or sometimes we just heard one small thing by accident, but if it is funny, we will also share with our best friends.

At this time, our friendship is getting stronger and stronger, and we can make each other laugh all the time, and at the same time, when you share your funny moments, you are sharing your life in front of your friends which will make him or her to cherish this friendship more than before.

Here we give you 35 funny quotes to share with you, my best friends, because we just want to make your laugh…

 

1.”Always be yourself, unless you can be Beyonce then always be Beyonce.”

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2.”Dear haters, I couldn’t help but notice that ‘awesome’ ends with ‘me’ but ‘ugly’ starts with ‘u’.”

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3.”Don’t be so hard on yourself. The mom in E.T. had an alien living in her house for days and she never even noticed.”

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4.”Everyday, thousands of innocent plants are killed  by Vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat Bacon.”

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5.”Farts are like children, I’m proud of mine and disgusted by yours.”

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6.”Finally my winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls.”

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7.” First God created man, then he had a better idea…”

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8. “I almost gave a F**K. Scared the sh*t out of myself.”

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9.”I am not an early bird or night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.”

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10. “I am not lazy I am on energy saving mode.”

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11.”I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and all I could think was ‘I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me’.”

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12.”I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.”

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13. “I hate men who say girls are ‘weak’. Excuse me, but can you bleed for seven days straight and not die? I don’t think so.”

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14.”I just cleaned everything from top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everyone to stop living here.”

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15.”I’m sorry, I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.”

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16.”I’m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t stick my head that far that my a**.”

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17.”I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know just to be sure.”

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18.” You smell like hidden motives, get away from me.”

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19.”I thought I was in a bad mood but it’s been a few years so I guess this is who I am now.”

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20.”I try not to laugh at my own jokes but well all know I’m hilarious.”

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21.”It’s a beautiful day, I think I’ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit.”

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22.”It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.”

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23.”I’ve decided I’m not old. I’m 25 plus shipping and handling.”

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24.”I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”

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25.”Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.”

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26.”Life status: Currently holding it all together with one body pin.”

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27.”Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.” — Lord Byron

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28.”Me: I don’t wanna go to work. Bills: B*tch better have my money.”

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29. “My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch…I call it lunch.”

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30.”My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.”

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31. My great-grandma started giggling at a barbecue, and when I asked what’s funny, she said, “Everyone here is alive because I got laid.”

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32. “Never do the same mistake twice unless he’s hot.”

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33. “Once you let [mofos] slide, they start to think they can ice skate.”

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34. “Only trust people who like but butts… They cannot lie.”

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35. “Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.”

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